but once you're a parent, all bets are off.
"Please don't put that up your pasta up your nose and then eat it."
"I'm not sure if the bunny has a peny or not."
"No, I don't think you should give yourself a beard with that hummus."
"Some turtles have penys. Some don't."
"Thank you. I think you smell like meatballs, too."
"Everyone has a heiny. Really. I'm sure of it."
"I'm not bossy. I'm your mommy so I'm supposed to tell you what to do."
"Because you need a heiny to poop, that's why."
"Yes. I am the Queen."