Thursday, April 23, 2009

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself saying....

but once you're a parent, all bets are off.

"Please don't put that up your pasta up your nose and then eat it."

"I'm not sure if the bunny has a peny or not."

"No, I don't think you should give yourself a beard with that hummus."

"Some turtles have penys. Some don't."

"Thank you. I think you smell like meatballs, too."

"Everyone has a heiny. Really. I'm sure of it."

"I'm not bossy. I'm your mommy so I'm supposed to tell you what to do."

"Because you need a heiny to poop, that's why."

"Yes. I am the Queen."

1 comment:

Amy said...

The ones i said today
1.seriously, put your penis away, no one wants to see it.
2. is that poo on your finger? (the answer was yes from Issy)
3. Do not put anything up your nose. (William said- what about my finger?)

This was a light day....