quite simply....because it's my world. And I don't want them.
You see, I write ads all day. And let's face it, even if you write a rocking headline, it's really all about the picture. That's what grabs 'em first. If something's pretty with a sucky headline, they'll look at it. Just the law of the land.
So in my world (the land of nanifesto)...it's all about the words, baby. Sorry.
Plus I'm also too lazy (and technologically challenged) to bother adding visual stimulation. You'll just have to make do with my opinions.
Luckily, I've got a lot of them.
Just think of it as a book. One without an actual plot. And one that's free.
I promise to write something halfway humorous tomorrow.
Have a good night.