Bachelorette Round-Up....Kind of

Is it me or is the show super-incredibly boring this season? Now I think Jillian seems like a lovely, low-key person but that doesn’t always make for the best television. I’ll take Deanna and her stupid white jeans any day of the week.

In the meantime, I really don’t have enough material for an entire update so instead here is a list of random observations (and who I'm referring to):

1. If a guy claims he’s looking for a unicorn and he’s not joking, probably not the best candidate for the father of your child. (Sasha)

2.When a guy says “he’s used to being the top dog” and looks like he might want to kill someone and possibly already has…perhaps you should not give him a rose. (David)

3.If you’ve been in a car accident where a truck landed you on your back, collapsed a lung and paralyzed your legs, perhaps driving like a maniac is not the best plan? (Sasha)

4.If a crazy-eyed dude who is much bigger than you insists you should not walk towards him, maybe you shouldn’t. (Juan)

5. If a guy seems to notice what you are wearing more closely than you do (“yes, you were wearing a pink hoodie, you looked great) and seems like the kind of person you’d like to go shoe shopping with…maybe you are destined to have more of a Will & Grace relationship. (Juan)

6.If a guy wants to touch your feet all the time, and says he wants to “suck them and tweeze them”…maybe he’s being paid by ABC to make an ass of himself? (Tanner)

7.If you make out with several guys all in the same night, shouldn’t you at least chew some gum in between each one? (Jillian)

8.If a guy keeps trying to serenade you every time a camera goes on, perhaps meeting a woman isn’t his only reason for being on the show. (Wes)

9.If a guy claims he is a “drifter” only dresses like a geeky banker, he’s not really a drifter. (Brad)

10.If you spend two hours watching something that makes you yawn…and even more pathetically TAKE NOTES ON IT….perhaps you need to get a life? (That would be me.)

That’s it, friends. Enjoy the rest of your week.