You know that last post about loving Canada?

Scratch that.

I went to great lengths to get online so I could watch the Bachelor finale only to be told by @#$% ABC THAT YOU MUST BE IN THE US TO WATCH THE EPISODES ONLINE! I mean, WTF? Isn't Canada practically the US anyway? If we wanted it, we'd just take it. And if it was a little warmer, we would probably consider it.

Anyway...no Bachelor finale for me. Which ultimately means...no Bachelor for you. I'm so sorry. I can write it when I return to the States but that won't be until this weekend and frankly, I doubt you'll still be interested.

Do you know a cannon goes off here every night at 9PM? Strange.

Anyhow...I do have a treat for you since I can't bring you the update. You may have seen it yourself online but in case you haven't, take a peek. Thanks Catherine Henley for sending it. Basically, Shayne is posing for Girls Gone Wild magazine. She's not naked but she may as well be. Take a peek:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/25891

And by the way, thanks to everyone who emailed me about The Bachelorette starting next week...so haven't heard the last of me! That's right folks...Deanna is back, looking for a man. Discuss amongst yourselves. My theory is...it will be a good show bc really...Deanna not as nice as everyone thinks she is. Which always makes for a good time.

Again...so sorry about not being able to write this last column. Totally anti-climatic. If someone else wants to write a "guest" column on the finale, let me know and I'll pass it along/post on the bloggy.

Thanks for another great season, guys!

N